A Brush With Death (2007)

"Some weird dude's sick dream, shot thru a crappy camera"


HERE IT IS
If you are like me, and can enjoy a good crappy movie, this is it!


First, the script is horrible, the actors are terrible (one exception), the lighting is horrible.

and right from the beginning, you know these kids had no money to shoot this thing....the crappy digital camera they used, caused this horrible fuzz effect.


So with all of those bad things, you think that would be enough, oh but it isn't! There's more


Quote-ah-Bill-ah-Tee
This movie is packed with gems, most of them dubbed in post-production.

here is one, that really stuck out, "....and that's why you don't buy tampoons at 7-11"

Not only do you get lines that are fun to repeat, the terrible delivery of the actors is something to be imitated and mocked as well. What more could you ask for?

How about someone portraying someone with a speech impediment, but doing it very poorly

not enough for you, how about a dirty old man, throwing out double entendres

and if that isn't enough, we'll try to find something else for you

F'D Up-Ness
omg, the story itself is all over the place, but on a scene by scene basis, some of the stuff going on is just messed up

Shooting Hickhikers, Feeling up/making out/photographing passed out girl (who got pistol whipped) Painting pictures in Blood, forcing disabled people to do terrible things, throwing people in freezer while still alive(and locking it), and lets not forget the acting.

During a series of flashbacks, one brother convinces the other to smash a cat with a hammer, because he wants his brother to show him, that he loves him more. Wow, once you get over how messed up that is...the kid playing the older brother, I can't find his name, but in his first scene, the intensity he showed was amazing, he honestlyy looked like one of the most evil kids i've ever seen, and definitely had the best performance out of anyone in this movie, not that, that was hard, considering this was first/only movie for most.

Re-Watch-ah-Bill-ah-Tee
I love this type of crap, ever seen Cabin Fever? its another crappy movie, which looks like a masterpiece in comparison to this, but its still crap, but I guess that movie had people you could at least recognize(i.e. Sweet Lou, the kid from Boy Meets World)

Regardless, I will be giving this movie, a few watches, mostly when I need a laugh.

THE Back Cover
well, here is what gets most people angry with the movie, the back cover plot synopsis gives quite a different impression of what the moive is going to be. It mentions something about a ghost, and the girls spending a night in a haunted house.......blah blah blah.....forget all that, this is a completly different movie, and is nothing like what is written on the back of the dvd, which this movie went straight to.